From: Admin_man (24.7.177.41)
Subject: When Hell Freezes Over......
Date: March 14, 2006 at 2:34 pm PST

An email send to me by Dr. Fred Bell:

When Hell Freezes Over

The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which
is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as
well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using
Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in
time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think
that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it
will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of
these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one
of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop
until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept
with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I
am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

Of course, the corollary of this theory is that since Hell
has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
Heaven...thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh My
God."

This student received the only "A" in the class.

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