From: Admin_man (69.151.231.33)
Subject: Psychic Jokes
Date: January 4, 2006 at 9:35 pm PST

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my
hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me
before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the
wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays
off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just
don't have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find
a job.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked
into jet engines.

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a
case.....coincidence?

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets
pretty crowded.
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What happens if you get scared half to death
twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your
horn louder.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all
evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don't get until just
after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite
criticism.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in
full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body
is required to be
on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the
softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the
reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism --
to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is
no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your
life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll
have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the
one you've never tried before.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing
a couple of payments.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the
scenic route.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed
of cheques.

Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it
back.

Half the people you know are below average.
I used to be indecisive, but now... I'm not so
sure.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
spot.

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