From: Admin_man (69.151.231.33)
Subject: Be Safe...........
Date: December 14, 2005 at 7:17 pm PST

In Reply to: Happy Holidays posted by Admin_man on December 14, 2005 at 7:14 pm:

> Things That Are Hard To Say When You're Drunk
>
> a) Innovative
> b) Preliminary
> c) Proliferation
> d) Cinnamon
>
> Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
>
> a) Specificity
> b) British Constitution
> c) Passive-aggressive disorder
> d) Transubstantiate
>
> Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
>
> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
> h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
> i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
> j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

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