Author's Inkwell

Internet Overload

Posted By: Jill
Date: Wednesday, 8 February 2006, at 6:00 a.m.

INTERNET OVERLOAD

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‘Matters not origination.
Whether mis, dis, or true,
I’m feeling quite blue.

My tummy has gastrification.
And my brain feels in danger of putrification.

Oh woe is me.
I’ll just turn off this PC.
Go out and sit under the tree.
Relax in the shade.
And sip lemonade.

Breathe in the pure air to relieve suffocation.
Ah, that’s much better, think I’ll do meditation.
But first, offer a toast to the joy of creation.

The trill of a bird applauds my decision.
And then with precision,
And extreme jubilation,
Drops a gift right on my third eye, much to my mortification.

Oh shit – guess I’ll just jump into bed and cover my head.
There are times when I just need a nap!

Jill Campanella

Messages In This Thread

• Internet Overload
  Jill -- Wednesday, 8 February 2006, at 6:00 a.m.
  • I dig your poetry
    Derek -- Friday, 31 March 2006, at 8:26 a.m.
    • Thank You
      Jill -- Wednesday, 5 April 2006, at 7:29 a.m.
  • OMG that is so funny!
    Dr.Valerie -- Wednesday, 5 April 2006, at 9:48 p.m.

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